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The Story of Hand Job Hannah

 

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By Doobie Tyler

My real name is Hannah, My nickname is Doobie. My friends called me that before I got married. I smoked a lot of weed back in the day and not much has changed in the 20 years I’ve been with Jim. I just turned 40 a couple of weeks ago. Jim will be 40 in a few months.

Well, anyway, the reason I’m writing is because I wanted to tell you about my hobby. I’m not into scrap booking or baking or blogging or any of that shit. I like to give hand jobs. It might not seem all that exciting for you, but, for me, it’s a way to relieve stress and have fun. It also makes me horny as fuck.

How did my whole hand job obsession begin?

Handjobs for Marijuana

The short answer is, I wanted to buy a 1/2 oz. of weed and I had forgotten to ask Jim for the money before he went to work and I didn’t have any cash, so when Dave, (my weed dealer), stopped by, I asked if he would let me pay him the next day and he refused. I was pissed. He said I could have a 1/2 oz. for blowjob. I wouldn’t blow another guy behind Jim’s back, so I offered him a hand job. He said he would only give me 1/4 oz. for a handjob and I took him up on it. I had him drop his pants in my living room and I gave him a handjob,  while sitting next to him on the love seat. He wanted to see my tits, so I opened my shirt for him and told him he couldn’t touch my tits, but he could look all he wanted. When he came, it gushed all over my hands, his lap and the love seat, itself. It was a heck of a mess to clean up, but I was very proud of myself. It turned out Dave had a nice thick cock and I loved wrapping my hand around it. I wanted to fuck him, I was so horny, but like I said, I would never cheat on Jim like that. Let’s just say when he got home that night, he got the full benefit of my being so horny.

Handjobs Aren’t Really Cheating

I figured giving handjobs was the lesser of the two evils. What I mean is, I would feel more like I was cheating if I had blown him. A handjob, although technically cheating was not a big as crime as taking a dick into my mouth. That’s the way I rationalized it, anyway.

So here and there I would jack off Dave for weed. Sometimes it was at my house and sometimes at the music store where he worked. He would lock the door when I came in and I’d tug his dick in his office. I also pulled his cock in my car in a fast food parking lot one time. That was a lot of fun. Each time I jerked off Dave, I would make sure to fuck Jim to alleviate the guilt a little.

Double Handjobs

It’s tough to keep handjobs interesting, so finding new places to do it adds a certain excitement. I also asked Dave if he knew any guys who might be interested in getting jerked off, too. He said he would definitely let his friends know.

Things got  a lot more interesting after that. Not only was I getting all my bud for free, I was jerking off 3 guys a week. Once two of them took me out to lunch and I rubbed their big cocks under the table. Then we got in the back seat of of one of the guy’s SUV and I did a double handjob right in the parking lot of the restaurant. What a turn on.

I wish I could tell Jim about my hobby, but I’m afraid he wouldn’t understand. I mean, what husband would? My girlfriend Betty has started calling me, the Handjob Whore. It’s funny, though. She told me she’d like to try it someday, but was afraid of her husband finding out. I told her to just go and do it. Life’s too short.

I don’t plan on stopping them anytime soon, (because I really enjoy it), but I don’t think I would go any further than that.

Anyway, just wanted to stop by and share my experience with all of you. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask, below. And if you want a handjob, I hope we meet someday. 😀

 

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8 thoughts on “The Story of Hand Job Hannah

  1. Handjobs are actually a thing. It’s an extremely safe form of sex. I used to give handjobs to guys in college who I wouldn’t sleep with, but who would ask me out. I always felt bad seeing them walk away rejected.

  2. It would be my opinion, pulling another guy’s dick to orgasm, would be cheating. However it is a hot story and I wish I could meet a woman who gave them regularly for fun. I’m single ladies. LOL 😀

  3. This reminds me of a girl in my neighborhood who gave handjobs for fun. We called her, Handjob Heather. Not the most attractive creature you’ve ever seen, but she she could give a fuck of a handjob. I miss her. LOL

  4. This sounds fun. I think it counts as cheating only if you’re married. If you’re just dating or going out with someone, there’s really no such thing as cheating when you think about it. I wouldn’t mind getting a handjob from some hot woman. No guy would refuse that.

  5. Handjobs are fun. They can be done just about anywhere and don’t have the intimacy of fucking or blowing someone. Def not cheating. Pull it, bitches!

  6. I drive for a very well known delivery company and I would love bringing a package to a woman’s home and receiving a handjob or blowjob as a tip. Hasn’t happened to me yet, but I’ve heard stories from the guys who have worked here forever about young (and older) lonely housewives who fuck and suck delivery guys.

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