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Threesome Horror Stories

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Think having a threesome is all fun and games? Granted, it’s a great way to spend one’s time, but sometimes they don’t work out as intended. You’ve been warned.

Where Did Your Threesome Go Wrong?

The Rum & Coke Threesome

I was never a fan of rum and Coca Cola. Never liked the taste of rum, unless it was hidden inside a Chinese cocktail with other ingredients. The only reason I had made them tonight was because Becky loved them and she was our third for the threesome with my wife, so I made up a couple of pitchers of them. They didn’t taste good, but they did their jobs. We had 2 drinks a piece and were nice and relaxed when it came time to get naked and fuck. This would be my wife Bobbi’s first time with another woman and Becky was super attractive to both of us and we couldn’t wait to get started. It was agreed the girls would go down on each other before going down on me.

The two hot naked ladies got into bed and Bobbi wanted to lick Becky’s pussy first. It was so hot to see her into this. Bobbi got on top of Becky and the two began making out, tit to tit and pussy to pussy. I couldn’t wait to get in between them, but I was excited to watch them with each other.

After making out for ten minutes or so, Bobbi got up on her knees and spreading Becky’s legs wide, she lowered her head to Becky’s beautiful, waxed pussy. I was so hard, I was jerking myself offย  while I watched. And that’s when it happened. Bobbi threw up all over Becky’s pretty pussy. And I don’t mean just a little puke. I mean projectile vomiting, covering not only Becky, but the bed, too. Apparently the red wine Bobbi had with dinner didn’t mix well with the rum and cokes she drank afterward.

To make a long story short, and save you from more disgusting details. Not one of us had sex that night. We didn’tย  have sex in the future either. Becky was disgusted and Bobbi was embarrassed. Bobbi and I are still together, but I don’t think I would be able to talk her into trying it again.

I know this has got to be the best threesome disaster story you’ll get.

Jesse L, New Mexico, USA

Just Call Me Broken Dick

My gf wanted another guy in bed, so I got a guy I knew to make it happen for her. At one point I was on my back and she was on top of me, humping away like crazy while she was blowing the other guy. One of us moved wrong and my dick slipped out and hit hard between her pussy and asshole. It was the most intense pain I had ever felt. I screamed out and everyone jumped up. It was literally dying and my dick turned a very gross purple and black color as it swelled to twice it’s usual thickness. I told my gf I had to go to the hospital and she told me to get dressed as best as I could and she would get dressed and drive me. I felt bad for my friend, but I felt worse for me. He may have blue balls, but I got purple cock!

I ran in the bathroom to get dressed and was back out in 5 minutes. I looked over expecting to see Karen dressed and ready to go, but instead she was on the back with her legs spread, while my friend was plowing her like a field.

I was like “WTF? I have to go to the hospital and my girlfriend is fucking my friend

That son of a bitch finished up inside of her, too.

I got all fixed up at the hospital. I couldn’t hardly even touch my cock for 10 weeks and it was 4 months before I got laid again. The bruising didn’t clear up for almost a year.

And Karen? I broke up with her the next day. What kind of a ho does something like that?

Black and Blue, Boston, MA

Birthday Threesome

My girlfriend put together a threesome to help me celebrate my 20th birthday. The third party was very sexy and I couldn’t wait for everything to happen. We rented a motel room and when the girl arrived, we smoked a little weed and got into bed. Everything was perfect until the other girl got her period, during a very intimate act with my girlfriend. It was a fucking nightmare. Happy Birthday to me!

Desi N., San Juan, PR

Dental Dilemma

A drunken FFM threesome at my place turned into a horror story when the two girls were making out passionately and somehow my wife accidentally knocked her head against the other girl’s teeth and got one of her front teeth very loose. It was so bad, we couldn’t continue. What a nightmare. Never had another one.

Jeff D. Atlanta, GA.

Disconnected

My gf planned a threesome with one of her old college friends and when we showed up at the motel, she wasn’t there. After an hour of waiting,we called and found her number had been disconnected. The chick just blew us off. She didn’t even give us the courtesy of a phone call.

Dale T, Provo,UT

Not Gay at the Last Minute

My friend Steven is gay and wanted to celebrate college graduation with a threesome and he got a friend and a guy the friend knows to participate. I dropped him off at the house where it was supposed to be taking place, because there was going to be drinking. I told him to call me when they were finished, so I could drive him home.

Apparently the third guy wasn’t as gay as he thought he was and when the moment of truth came and he had two dicks in front of his face, he chickened out and not only ran out of the place at top speed, but he did so only wearing his socks. One of the neighbors called the police and the guy was arrested on charge of public indecency. When the cops asked him why he did it, he told them the truth and the cops laughed their ass off.

He didn’t have the money to make bail, so he stayed in jail for the night and was arraigned the following morning. Apparently, the judge thought it was hilarious, too. The guy pleaded guilty and the judge gave him a sentence of time served, which means the night he spent in jail was his sentence.

Steven laughs at the whole thing, now, but he was super fucking pissed when it happened.

Dave Y, Allentown, PA

Unhappy New Year

December 31, 1989 was a long time ago, yet it sits in my memory as if it happened only yesterday. I’ll give you the short version, because just talking about this night pisses me off.

My girlfriend and I were at a New Year’s Eve party in Manhattan and she got chummy with some hot chick she met at the club where the party was. Talk led to action and this girl agreed to go back to our place for a threesome. The three of were in the bar, getting hands on friendly with me. That’s when we decided to leave. We went outside and I hailed a cab, which is extremely difficult to do on NYE in NYC, and that’s when the girl found out she didn;t have her bag with her and ran back into the club. We tried to hold the cab as long as we could, but the guy took off after a few minutes. We went back inside the club to look for the girl, but she was nowhere to be found. The bitch was fucking with us for free drinks and apparently sneaked out the back exit. Happy Fucking New Year!

Larry V., New York, NY

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No Show No Blow

The dude didn’t show up for the threesum with my wife. He finally answered his phone 3 days later and said he forgot. He asked me if we were available on Saturday. I hung up on him.

Victor X., Baltimore, MD.

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Ben Wah Wah Wah!

No one ever believes me when I tell this story, but it really happened. My husband and I were about to have a threesome with another guy we found online. Two hours before he arrived, I inserted a pair of those Ben Wa balls in my cooter to start revving my engine a little. The guy showed up on time at the motel and we all sat around having a couple of drinks. When things started to get hot and heavy, I couldn’t get the balls out of me. It felt like I couldn’t reach them. I got scared and my husband had to take me to the emergency room because I started to panic. The doc at the ER got them out and said he had seen this type of thing before. I never used them again. I also never got my threesome. ๐Ÿ™

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My Boyfriend Got Cuffed, but not in bed.

We were on the way to experience a 3 sum with one of the hottest girls I used to work with. I had set this up for my boyfriend months in advance. On the way to the motel, we got pulled over by the police for speeding. That’s when my boyfriend discovered he had an old arrest warrant that hadn’t been dismissed in Florida. We were in Texas. He got arrested. He knew he would be in for a couple of days and if they didn’t clear it up, he feared they would send him to Florida to do it. No 3sum. However, I did go and meet the girl and we fooled around together all night. I wasn’t going to lose the money I paid on the room. Fuck that. I had a good time, anyway!

Marilyn, Austin, TX.

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Thanks to everyone who contributed. If you’d like to share your Threesome Horror Story, please feel free to do it in the comments section below. Thanks!

 

 

 

 

 

23 thoughts on “Threesome Horror Stories

  1. Does an orgy horror story count? My husband and I planned our first swinger get together right after the 4th of July. We had 14 people at the house and it started off to be a good time. About an hour after dinner, everyone started to get sick including my husband. People were throwing up everywhere. It was disgusting and our house a mess. My husband had put out a leftover bowl of potato salad from our family cook out on the 4th. If I had seen him do it I would have thrown it out. It was out I the sun all day and then someone put it in the fridge after. 8 people had to go to the hospital with food poisoning. People were so fucking pissed at us. There was talk about us being sued for a long time but no one filed. ๐Ÿ˜Œ We never had another orgy party.

    Rebecca C. New Hampshire

  2. Just a word of advice before you gave a 3 sum. ALWAYS MEET THE THIRD PARTY FIRST! My boyfriend was in charge of finding the other guy and he showed up with my cousin! My first fucking cousin! There was no way he could have known.
    I was mortified. My cousin thought it was funny and was still down for it. I was disgusted. I asked him to please not tell anyone in the family what I was planning to do and as far as I know he never did. It’s very uncomfortable at family reunions.

  3. Caught my girl fucking the guy I gave her a three sum with only 3 weeks before. Not fucking cool. She tried to deny it but the dude told me the truth. I told them I hoped they were happy together and I left. I hear they didn’t make it 4 months, Assholes!

  4. I’ve had two threesum disasters. The first time with 2 girls and I was too nervous to get it up. The second time with 2 girls, everything was going fine and my girlfriend got up, got dressed and walked out because she got jealous. Fuck me!

  5. This is gross, but the other girl in our 3 sum was smelly AF. This was a surprise because she had been friends with my gf for over a year and was always clean and dressed nicely. My gf lied and said she got her period right at the beginning of the sex. Neither one of us had to go down on her. She was nasty down there. Ugh!

  6. I had a three-way with two women I met in college. One of them dropped a lit blunt while naked and it landed between her legs. Let’s just say that put a damper on the rest of the evening.

  7. The guy my wife and I got from Craigslist a few years back stole my wallet, my wife’s wallet and a bag of weed. I canceled our cards right away, but didn’t call the police. What was I supposed to tell them?

  8. My bf and I had one with a girl from his job. It was a lot of fun. We were drinking so we asked her to spend the night on our sofa so she wouldn’t have to drive. The next morning when I woke up, I caught her giving a blowjob to my bf in the bathroom. I threw her ass out immediately and had him hone 2 days later.

  9. I was supposed to be part of a thressum with my buddy and his wife. I went to the house and my friend was drunk and the two of them were arguing. His wife looked at me and said Go home. aint nothing going on here tonight. I went home. My buddy never brought it up again and I didn’t ask. Too bad it didn’t happen. His wife had a body and a half. I was looking forward to it.

  10. I’m not going into great detail, but it was me, my boss and a co worker. My boss had invited both of us over for drinks and appetizers one night after a great sales week, We ended up getting shitfaced drunk and going down on each other. (Did I mention we are all woman?) We did it for close to 3 hours. It was fun but the next day at work was incredibly awkward, Not one of us looked at the other one and we avoided each other like the plague. A week later, the boss emailed me and the co-worker over for drinks and apps again. We definitely went and repeated what happened the first time. We hope to do it in the future, We all agreed not to tell our husbands because they would want to get in on the action lol. We want to keep it strictly between us girls.

  11. I was 19 at the time when I had a threesome with my gf and another girl I knew. Everything was going good until the other girl started screaming. We stopped immediately and asked her what was wrong. It was her appendix and she needed an emergency operation. We called the paramedics. I think they knew what we had been doing. The other girl was already naked and my gf just put on some short, slutty bathrobe. I had pulled on a pair of jeans. The girl got taken away and got her appendix out. We never hooked up with her for some reason.

  12. My wife and I had sort of a surprise threesome going with her friend in my living room after a few drinks and some dirty talk. The event was ruined by the friend’s husband coming over to pick her up early. She was fucking me when he showed up, She had to get dressed quickly and leave while he waited outside in the car. My wife took over, but it wasn’t the same.

  13. My friend invited me over one night to see if we could both seduce his wife and sleep with her. She didn’t know we were up to anything, but when she found out she was pissed. She told us both to get the fuck out. Me and her husband went back to my place where he crashed for a couple of nights. I can honestly say we never tried it or talked about it again.

  14. My wife told me she only did it for me so I could watch her with another man. She said she wouldn’t do it again because it was weirder than she thought it would be. Less than a week goes by and we were in bed fooling around and she asked if I could call my friend Mike to come over again. I asked why, since she wasn’t into it the first time,
    She said she got thinking about it the night before and got very wet. Now she wanted it again. I called Mike and he came over and we fucked Carol for almost 3 hours. She was into it the whole time. Now she wants it again! I’ve created a monster.

  15. DON’T HAVE A THREESOME! There is a 9/10 chance your wife will hook up with the other guy behind your back. Once a woman gets a threesome, she gets spoiled and wants more cock. She’ll find a way to get it. Trust me.

  16. This is a good subject. It probably occurs more often than you think. We had a threesome gone wrong a few years back. We had just gotten naked and in bed when the other girl started to cry because she didn’t want to cheat on her boyfriend. She dressed quickly and left. What a nutbag.

  17. It had been planned out for weeks. My girl got some guy her sister knows to bang her with me. I showed up at the motel room and the guy and my girl were already there. When I walked in, my girlfriend asked me to sit down and then she broke up with me right in front of this guy,. It came out of fucking nowhere. She told me they had been seeing each other for the past few weeks and she wanted to move on from our relationship. I didn’t say a word. I left and never called. Four months later she called and wanted to know if I wanted to get something to eat. I told her to ask her boyfriend to take her to dinner. That’s when she told me she caught him cheating on her, so she threw him out. I laughed and hung up.

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