We asked for your hottest NYE Sexual adventures and boy, did you guys deliver. I’ve posted my favorites below, but you can also add yours in the comments section. Thanks to everyone who emailed. Happy New Year!
I got wasted at my house party and gyrated on a champagne bottle for the amusement of my guests. I must have given them a great show because everyone had their phones out. I still haven’t watched my performance. It was extremely raunchy and I’m not usually like that. My husband is still not talking to me. We’re hoping it doesn’t end up on Porn Hub.
Donna M.,Virginia, USA.
First time lesbian checking in. I hooked up with a girl I know from college who lives close by. The good news is I guess I’m bisexual. I spent the night with her. We did just about everything two women can do with each other. Apparently, I’m an expert pussy licker. Yay Me! LOL.
Jeanine R., Milwaukee, WI
Bath Tub Time
Ok, so I’m not a big drinker any other time of the year, but this New Years I drank too much and ended up in the bathroom hugging onto the toilet for awhile. When I was positive I could puke no more, I laid in the bath tub completely naked. That would have been bad enough, but the party was still going on and people were using the bathroom all night, seeing me naked. Some asshole colored my nipples with a green Sharpie. I’m sure everyone took a picture/video. I’m so very embarrassed.
Monica T, San Jose, CA.
I gave a guy I know oral sex in a bedroom at a friend’s house. When I finished I went back out to the party and couldn’t find my boyfriend. He had apparently seen me walk into the room with the other guy. He hasn’t answered his phone for me since and he’s never there when I drive by his house. I wanted to apologize. I was fucking trashed.
Kathy U,. Austin, TX.
A word of warning. Don’t ever have a swinger’s party on NYE. One girl threw up on our carpeting and the other guys were so drunk, they couldn’t even get it up. I could go into further details, but it makes me sick to even think about what happened.
James P., Aspen, CO
My wife and I meet with a few other couples at one of our houses on NYE every year. We have a regular party, enjoying each other’s company, but at approximately 11:50 pm, we all strip down and the girls get on all fours. Then each man draws one of the wives name from a hat and gets behind the woman he has chosen. We do the countdown 10 seconds before midnight and then at 12 all the men enter the wives they’ve chosen. We’ve been doing this for the past 5 years. It’s come a tradition. It’s so much fun seeing who gets who. Happy New Year.
Cal M., Decatur, IL
I Guess I Love Fat Chicks
Had my first experience with two women tonight. One was my girlfriend and the other was a woman who was at a club we went to on New Years, The other woman was chunky as anything and I don’t usually go for large women, but we were drunk as shit and we went for it. Watching my wife go down on a fat chick is something I was completely infatuated with. We’re planning on doing it again, but don’t know what we did with her number. I hope she calls us.
Bill S., Carefree, AZ
Be careful when you’re drinking at a party. I did an impromptu drunken strip tease last night in front of 8 other couples and it started off pretty PG rated, until the end when I lowered my top and shook my tits. Cameras were going off everywhere and stupid me played with my tits, while everyone took pics. It was a very innocent thing, (except for being topless) and everyone got a laugh and a cheap thrill. Now I worry it might show up on the internet and someone like my boss will see it. My husband told me not to worry about it, but I can’t help it.
Jana-Lou, Detroit, MI
All Alone on New Year’s Eve
I smoked a joint, drank a beer and jerked off on the sofa. Happy fucking New Year.
Eric B, Scranton, PA
I got stood up on NYE. I met this girl a few months back and we started hanging out. I asked her to go out on NYE and she said yes. I went to pick her up and she wasn’t home. Her roommate said she went out with a group of people. All my calls went to voicemail. FML.
Barry Z., Los Angeles, CA
I finally hooked up with the hottie I’ve loved since she started working here at the Burlington Coat Factory. We went out for a few drinks and then we went back to my place. I definitely want to make her a fuck buddy. Her name is Angela. She’s a real blond too.
Yuri V, Hartford, CT.